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Sunday, February 6, 2011

My Super Bowl XLV Predictions

-Approximately 5 people outside of Wisconsin or Pennsylvania will be emotionally invested in who wins.
-I will watch regardless that my home team isn’t playing and will root for Green Bay.
-You will consume 4x your daily recommended intake of calories, and 2/3 of it will be alcohol.
-As a result, you may go to work late (or not at all) tomorrow for being hung over – I mean food poisoning.
-Budweiser will have 2 commercials that are good, the other 15 or so will be okay.
-Your boyfriend is excited for the Black Eyed Peas half time show to see if Fergi will have a wardrobe malfunction.  Your girlfriend will want to change the channel to watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.
-The Puppy Bowl will have more excitement than the game.
-More people will talk about the commercials than how good of a game it was.
-If the Steelers win, there will be a lot more talk about Roethlisberger “redeeming” himself. 
-Winning a Super Bowl will not redeem Roethilsberger’s character.
-Green Bay will win.
-As of tomorrow, most people will have forgotten Green Bay won, but will remember the Pepsi ads.
-Half of this list will be correct, it's science.

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